Subject: They Walk Among Us!

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Subject: They Walk Among Us!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so
he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale 50." The next day someone
stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said..."where???"
They Walk among us!!


While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible,
but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
They Walk Among Us!!!!


I tol d the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kgr.
They walk among us!



My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!


My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!


I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived
yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!


While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!

[steamin63]

what, kiwi's ?

[RG]

Originally Posted by steamin63

what, kiwi's ?

Call of the day!

[DoreSlamR]

You know a lot of people

[schnoods]

Well judging by the terminology (eg parlour, case of beer) I assume that these came from the good ol US of A and are more than likely true...

Still it creeps in over here, A apprentice that was working with me at work asked me "what do you get paid an hour?" Knowing he was a bit on the green side i replied "60 minutes an hour". He asked me 3 hours later what I meant, not realising it was a joke...

[Fev]

lol apprentice ownage.. Hey thats a good idea for a thread!

[RG]

Originally Posted by Fev

lol apprentice ownage.. Hey thats a good idea for a thread!

Apprentice ownage is funnier when it backfires. Had a mate who was an apprentice and they always used to send him out for stupid things like the left handed screwdrivers, box of sparks for the grinder etc etc. They all thought it was hilarious until he fessed up to knowing it was rubbish and buggering off for a smoke and a feed.