Dont Drink and Drive when your old ( Joke )

[DOC]

Sorry if this has been posted before.

ETHEL'S WHEELCHAIR
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to
charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short
of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually join
in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door
opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he said in a firm voice.

"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around
in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK"
he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel,
Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!

Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and
held it up to him. William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,
Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked,
holding a very sizable (for his age) erection in his hand.

"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again."

[donno]

Goodie, but repost.

[MO]

Luv it and the missus laughed to...she used to be a nurse in one those homes and knows how true it could be.hahahahahaha