Have To Share This With You !! --->

[XR6-VCT-2000]

Ok ...lol ... this topic isn't car related , its just a good joke i heard recently , u might of heard it allready , if not then enjoy .....

An old bloke named frank was having a bit of problems in the sex department, so he decided to go see his local doctor about the problem.
When Frank saw the doctor later that afternoon, the doctor handed him a jar and said "take this jar home and give us a sperm sample, then return it tomorrow so we can do some tests".
Frank took the jar home and tried to obtain a sample for the doctor. All night he tried his left hand , his right hand with no success - his wife betty tired both her left and right hand too , and her mouth with her teeth in and teeth out - still no success !....they tried and tried all night !...
Next day frank returned to the doctor and handed him an empty jar. The doctor asked "what's wrong , what happened ?"
Frank explained "Well..... i tried my left hand , my right hand , my wife tried her left hand , her right hand , her mouth with her false teeth in and with them out, darn we even gave the nextdoor neighbour Ethol a go , she tried both hands , between her knees, in her mouth ...... STILL NO GO ! "
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"Oh my god" the doctor remarked "I CANT BELIEVE IT" ....... :O

Frank replied " No neither could we !, no matter how hard we tried we just couldn't get that darn lid off the jar for the life of us !!!!!!!!!!!! "
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