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seeing how there was a pack of jam donuts in the fridge i decided that having one might make a good end to my dinner. took a bite and decided that it was a bit dry, no probs, 15 seconds in the microwave :togo: will fix that. well the actual dough itself wasnt hot, but i'll be damned if the jam wasnt 1500 degrees.
since i had taken a bite out of it before it was cooked, when i bit into it after the 15 seconds, HOT AS JAM just poured all over my bottom lip. now im sitting here with near third degree burns on my lip which is starting to swell up and is stinging like a MoFo. whats your horror story from these disguised torture devices? |
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