Times you've been told a price and thought "Lemme' just get my wallet :|"

[XBCoupeGuy]

Originally Posted by Pearly

That reminds me of a story.


Mate and I once got a lap dance at the mens gallery. Gave the girl $20 each.

Dance went for ages, and she was treating both of us real nice. I'm thinking 'she wants me' . Bargain!

20 mins later when the dance was over, we both went to get a drink and when we got our wallets out to pay we realised we had each given her $50!!

A few years back a mate came down from Brisbane for a week so I decided to take him out on the town and show him a good time. I took him to "The Crazy Horse" strip club in Hindley Street (Adelaide) and we enjoyed a few lap dances from some lovely young ladies.

There was one particular hottie who I was hoping would wander past our table and enquire if I would like a private show.

She did eventually come over, but disappointingly, as hot as she was, her lap dance was crap. The thing that really annoyed me was that I could hear her sniffing and I thought to myself "This b itch has got a cold!!".

Yes sure enough, guess who had a raging cold for the next week. Not happy!

So I got a crap lap dance for $50 and a wicked cold thrown in for free :-(