You know you're too drunk when....

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You know you're too drunk when you start sending and ex those "I really miss you" texts at 2am hoping to get a shag out of it.

You know you're too drunk when you going into a strip club and go to the bar and order two shots only to turn around and yell to your mates who aren't there, "HOLY , There are naked chicks EVERYWHERE" and then continue to down the shots and walk out.

You know you're too drunk when you dance to soulja boy.

You know you're too drunk when you go home with a girl, then wake up and finally understand the true meaning of beer goggles. (baaadddddd)

You know you're too drunk when you walk through the burbs with your best mate, pants down showing your *****, and "Hiding" 40oz bottles of rum in your side pocket so the cops don't see them...But still jumping behind every bush when you see headlights.

You know you're too drunk when you wander through a.....undesirable area of your city, with a rebels flag singing the song from american history X.

You know you're too drunk when you think it's a good idea to try one handed donuts on your push bike.

You know you're too drunk when you puke and pass out for 3 hours, only to wake up and go to the fridge and have a scull of JD, only to repeat the same process.

You know you're too drunk when you can't get it up.

You know you're too drunk when buy a dodgey kebab with every filling known to man and still think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

You know you're too drunk when you melt cheese onto a green apple...in the microwave, and then put sweet chilli sauce on it and fridge it for "Ron" (Late R on)

You know you're too drunk when scull extra hot peri peri sauce from a bottle and chase it with vinager.



I got heaps more!


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