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Old 13-02-2007, 06:53 AM   #1
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Man the suckiest thing happened tonight. I go to a mates going away party. Im about to leave after 2 hours and i see this chick in the kitchen im like holy krap check her out shes stunning! I also have no idea how to pick up chicks. So i start a convo and it took off like a rocket.

We talked from 11pm untill 2am. Getting along really well didnt run out of anything to speak about even talked about DRUMS! She loves them her brother is a professional drummer with something, anyway. I was REALLY liking this girl I was gonna do the old. 'So do you maybe wanna go out some time'?

My mate had been looking at me all night comes over and goes GLENN COME CHECK THIS OUT so i go in this room and there is nothing there he goes. You realise thats Tim`s new girl friend dont you?

My gosh why me. When i finally meet a nice girl that i thought liked me as much as i like her. Turns out to be my mates new girlfriend.

Ive been depressed ever since. Have had nothing but a bad run with girls and i find a nice one and i got SHUT DOWN!

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Old 13-02-2007, 07:47 AM   #2
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Haha join the club matey. Does suck yes
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Old 13-02-2007, 07:54 AM   #3
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Old 13-02-2007, 07:59 AM   #4
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:42 AM   #5
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Lol... yeah so you can be single AND have no mates!

Dont be too rough on yourself Thor. The "oh crap she's taken" scenario isnt too bad... Sounds like your mate saved you from a wee bit of embarassment... so take this one as a positive, consider it a practice run
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Old 15-02-2007, 02:05 AM   #6
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Old 15-02-2007, 02:26 AM   #7
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Is this from the Wayne Carey school of eticate? :
Wayne Carey ?

That's right he was the one who kept putting it through the middle.
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Old 15-02-2007, 02:30 AM   #8
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That's right he was the one who kept putting it through the middle.
Top bloke. He'll look after your misses while you're out.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:06 AM   #9
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man i hate it when stuff like that happens!
screw it! keep trying lol
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:33 AM   #10
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How close is this mate? :



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Old 13-02-2007, 08:40 AM   #11
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Just be friends with her and who knows. If they break up then there's your chance.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:50 AM   #12
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Just be friends with her and who knows. If they break up then there's your chance.
what he said.
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Old 13-02-2007, 10:09 AM   #13
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Just be friends with her and who knows. If they break up then there's your chance.
Untill she decides to get back together with him after you have established a good friendship and it cause all sorts of problems :

Been there and done it. **** it off, not worth the problems.
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Old 13-02-2007, 10:50 AM   #14
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Just be friends with her and your mate. She must have friends then you can start hanging out in a group, get to know her friends and she can put in a good word for you.

Mate, it happens when you least expect it, don't chase it or appear desperate. I had the worst luck with girls, always seemed to attract the nutters, about 2 years ago I met a girl through mutual friends and we remained distant friends. In time we got closer then 10 months ago it just happened, now I honestly couldn't be happier and we are looking at places to move in together.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:43 AM   #15
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Yep - I feel your pain brother....

Does she had a sister?

If anything the experience shows you've got some confidence - chicks love that, don't give up....just try again.

Years ago when Ringo was a single man I was at mate place having a jam session and someone brought along a girl for a bit of a sing.

She was quite nice, well built and we hit it off. I was thinking I had found someone worth persuring. My mate was ribbing me about it after she had left and I was saying yeah "shes nice, I'm going to ask her out, I reckon she will say yes"

My mate admited to me a week later that she had called him about something or rather and to cut a long story short ended up having a one night stand with her....hmm thanks mate.

I had the last laugh though. After the special night they had she thought they were in a relationship and let loose on him when he said he had a very different opinion. She showed her "nutter" side and was very vindictive (not without cause mind you). I wasn't mad at him after that....just very very amused and laughed everytime his phone rang and that look of "oh s--t" appeared on his face.

She is married with one last time I heard and has her man wrapped firmly around her little finger.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:55 AM   #16
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Hmm..

I've been in a situation where a mate broke up with his GF and I ended up with his ex.

Apparantly this is a bad move.. according to most of my friends that aren't friends anymore ;)
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Old 13-02-2007, 11:21 AM   #17
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I've been in a situation where a mate broke up with his GF and I ended up with his ex.

Apparantly this is a bad move.. according to most of my friends that aren't friends anymore ;)
haha me too.. its been for the best for me but!
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:59 AM   #18
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Same thing happend to me when I was single. I was upset about it because I liked this girl before my mate liked her. We were friends with her. When my mate went out with her I stopped liking her and they broke up. I wanted to see my chances because my mate didn't care but she didn't want to " ruin the friendship" thats a load of crap when chicks say that lol.
I moved on and now I'm with a girl thats better looking and is enemies with the chick i used to like. I don't talk to her much but when i see her we say hi to each other. She a very nice person.
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Old 13-02-2007, 09:02 AM   #19
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Since I broke up with my girlfriend in 1995 I havent had sex Or a girlfriend!
Well not any that count anyways.
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Old 13-02-2007, 09:44 AM   #20
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Since I broke up with my girlfriend in 1995 I havent had sex Or a girlfriend!
Well not any that count anyways.
Why? Did you just give up?
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Old 13-02-2007, 10:03 AM   #21
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Well not any that count anyways.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! WTF!?
go n get laid man!
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Old 13-02-2007, 10:06 AM   #22
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...Just get the old lawn mower out and cut his grass.
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:50 PM   #23
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...Just get the old lawn mower out and cut his grass.
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Actually dont user a mower, they're noisy, if you want to cut his grass on the quiet use a flymo...



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Old 13-02-2007, 01:33 PM   #24
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! WTF!?
go n get laid man!
In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.
Actually, in the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really is the most important thing in the world.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:47 PM   #26
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
*slap* snap out of it!
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
Sex is great for maintaing a good relationship but it never should be the founder of a relationship. I agree that its pointless with a stranger because you may be getting a thrill but you would never truley enjoy it as being with someone you love.
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
Don't you mean alot to YOURSELF!!!! :nutsycuck

Seriuosly though....... Its called networking. This hot new girlie becomes your freind. She has hot new girlie freinds. You get introduced as a cool guy that like drums etc....... (not you uranium..... ) Before you know it ... the pink bus is on its way to tuna town. Use this meeting to your advantage.
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its not like theyre married, and if she cheats on him with you, shes a ***** anyway.. better he find out now rather than later....
Cut it!
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