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I was offered a ‘Cops are Tops’ sticker, years back. All I had to do was advertise in a Police Society White Pages. Bloke told me that sticker was a ‘Get out of Jail Free’ Card for minor infringements. Sounded like a good idea, as it was also supporting a donating organisation for “the children”.
Sticker never turned up, so I changed my mind about paying the letter of demand/donation. I was asked “what about the children?”. They called weekly, quoting “what about the children?”.
I never did ask what children they meant..